Thursday, June 25, 2009

Reports of Michael Jackson's death highly exaggerated!


Folks... as you very well know, I have had my fair share of adventures out in space and on several other planets. The government will deny any stories or accusations that I make because it is in their best interest to keep the near destruction of the Earth as well as their employment of characters such as myself. That combined with their blatant denial of such mind-blowing cover-ups such as government funded time-travel, secret shuttle launches (including the actual capabilities of those shuttles)... alien attacks and 9/11.
But I know the TRUTH.
I have traveled through time.
I have fought in space.
I was there.
It was reported today that the King of Pop, Michael Jackson died.
I would like to tell you that Michael Jackson is alive and well... and he is leading a small army of highly trained warriors against the alien forces of Rhea (one of the 61 moons of Saturn).
Michael jackson was approached by the U. S. Government back in 1984 to lead the mission along with the guidance of the "Grays" (a common alien race, often witnessed by Earthlings)

The "accident" that occurred during the filming of the PEPSI commercial in 1984 was a cover-up effort by the government, Jackson's hospital stay was the perfect opportunity to switch him with a Gray/Human hybrid grown using MJ's DNA.
The "person" that we have followed in the media ever since then was NOT Michael Jackson.




This is NOT Michael Jackson...
this is the process of the gray/human hybrid clone adjusting itself to Earth conditions, at the same time going through a series of operations to make himself look "more human". Needless to say, the government doctors couldn't properly complete the switch... hence the extremely odd behavior of "Michael Jackson 2"

The REAL Michael Jackson lives on, fighting the good fight in the cold expanses of deep space. His famed "Moonwalk" was actually leaned.. training on the moon. His bizarre, yet extremely entertaining dance moves were actually a very rare form of martial arts that made him one of the most fearsome and dazzling fighters this galaxy has ever seen. Captain EO, Moonwalker and many of the large statues in Europe were meant to be ghostly tributes to the man that gave up his life here on Earth to save its inhabitants against the tyranny of the Rheans.

I actually had the privilege to go into space with MJ on two separate occasions. Once on a training mission on the moon in early 1985... then once again on the beginning mission to Rhea, where he still is today.
This is a picture I have left over from one of the pre-mission checkpoints right before his final days on Earth.


Sorry the picture is a little blurry... we were in a rush and the guy I handed the camera to was nervous to be around such a superstar... plus, Michael Jackson was there.
Anyway... I would like the world to remember the Pop star that changed the world with his music and then sacrificed his life here on Earth to fight for us all... out in space.

Fight on MJ... Fight on.


“If you enter this world knowing you are loved and you leave this world knowing the same, then everything that happens in between can be dealt with.”
:Michael Jackson

Monday, June 22, 2009

Quotes of the day 6/22/09

Famous quote of the day:

Know one knows whether death, which people fear to be the greatest evil, may not be the greatest good.
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Plato (BC 427-BC 347) Greek philosopher.

Song Lyric of the day:
So now you're back
From outer space
I just walked in to find you here
Without the look upon your face
I should have changed my f-ing lock
I would have made you leave your key
If I'd have known for just one second
You'd be back to bother me


Death sentence of the day (Ebonics quote):
"I ain't even know where you had went at!?"