Zombies are Idiots.

Idiots are Everywhere!

Its like an international plague that the scientists of the world haven't figured out is dangerous yet.

But it is... its a disease and its Incredibly dangerous and its Highly contagious.

Here's a proven Fact: Whenever there is a group of people that get together, they usually LOWER their combined intelligence to that of the lowest common denominator... the idiot.

This is how dangerous things like Riots, Religions and Political Parties begin.

I come into contact with idiots on a daily basis... and quite frankly it sickens me.

They are where I work, they are in the malls, they are in the theaters and the one that scares me the most... they are on the Road! They shouldn't even be allowed to be piloting a two-ton machine, made up of thousands of moving parts that runs on flammable fluids in a series of contained explosions... but there they are, right in front of me with their left turn signal on, coming to a complete stop to Turn RIGHT... with a fucking Rag hanging out of their gas tank because they just couldn't remember to put the cap back on before they left the station!

I wish to God that I had a licence to kill so I could eradicate the world of Idiots!

Sure, there would be a lot less of us around... but the World would be a MUCH better place to live.

Just listen to them talk! Anyone who says "Uhhmmm" before everything they say, is an idiot. They don't know what they are supposed to say next, so they involuntarily utter "Uhhmmm" while their tard-brains do an internal search for the words to use.

It always amazes me when idiots cant figure out the simplest of technology.

Smart people: You know what I'm talking about.

Its that lady at the check-out lane that just cant figure out how the fucking Credit Card machine works. Or the guy who doesn't know how to work his own computer, doesn't even know the difference between a Browser and a Search engine. Or that bitch that cant figure out how to mute her cellphone in the fucking theater.

People always wonder why I have a love for all thing related to Zombies.

Its because, even though most idiots just see zombies as another form of monster... the more intelligent viewer such as I, see them for what they truly are... People.

People who weren't smart enough to survive. People who weren't smart enough to run. You know. . . Idiots.

People who shamble through their shitty mundane lives, day in and day out, doing the same old thing, dragging their feet and muttering "Uuhhmmm?".

They stare at the television for hours on in, watching other people live their shitty mundane lives out in half-hour sitcom fashion. People who love reality TV because it makes them feel SLIGHTLY Smarter than the idiot on TV who is openly weeping like a lost child because his souffle' didn't come out just right and now the angry chef is going to yell at him. Being on TV does NOT make you smart! And shows like "The HILLS" just allow idiots to live vicariously through other idiots who have way to much time and money on their hands. And Sports... people who sit on their couch and complain about how they could have done it better. No... you couldn't... your fat and you get winded opening a bag of Potato Chips.

Its the people who have to rush out to get supplies when the shit hits the fan... if you aren't already prepared... your doomed.

So... I know for a fact that when that first infected person bites that second victim, its the IDIOTS that will cause the rest of the Zombie Apocalypse. People will get bit and they will rush to the hospital, where everyone else who has gotten bitten will try to go. Or they will all pile on the interstate in an attempt to escape, clogging the traffic to a standstill and funneling the carnage.

Its the morons that won't KNOW to destroy the brain or remove the head to kill the zombies that will get bitten after they have emptied an entire clip of ammo into the chests of the oncoming horde of the undead.

Its that dumb bitch that wont shoot her zombified boyfriend because she "Loves him"!

Its the guy who thinks a chainsaw is the ultimate weapon against zombies. Its not you idiot. It heavy, its hard to wield, it easily gets clogged up with wet material and it runs out of gas in about ten minutes. You looked cool for a few minutes before you got ripped to shreds and alerted every other zombie in a ten block radius to our whereabouts... thanks, idiot. Now you are a zombie too and you've doomed us all.

One of the great draws of the Zombie Outbreak scenario is the fact that the smart people will survive by killing the idiots after they have turned into zombies... the fact that they are zombies is realy just a legal matter. You can't be charged with murder if they're already dead. Hence the killer becomes the Hero. So plain and simple even most idiots can understand it. . . sometimes.

Idiocy is a disease, just like zombification, its just Much more dangerous and Much more contagious... it can even be passed on through genetics.

Here is a rule to follow: If your parents are idiots... chances are that you are an idiot too.

You just haven't figured it out yet because of the whole "Being an idiot" thing.

As a matter of fact, idiots are probably MORE Dangerous than zombies because they have the ability to do things like reproduce, get jobs and vote.

So when I'm out in the World, trudging though my daily routines, I imagine all the idiots that I encounter as zombies. If you see me looking at you like you are an idiot... its because you ARE an idiot, and I am sizing you up for the kill when you become a zombie.

I am a survivor.